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Hi, I'm a writer and my name is Araminta Malfoy-Potter. (No, that's not my real name, lol.)


Here's what people are saying about my writing:

This story is dribble. Get a beta reader.

I would like to thank the author.
Thank her for making me feel better about my own work.
I've been berating my own fic forever but it's absolutely wonderful compared to this.
In fact, even the series of "Headless Ghost" stories I wrote in third grade was better though I think this story probably has better grammer and punctuation. In fact if it didn't have good grammer and punctuation, I wouldn't have suffered through the whole thing.

...this fic is so bad that no movie company would touch it with a twenty foot poll!

I am at the point where I don't know to take this story seriously or if this is mente to be a parody. Either way it's not funny and it's not written well at all. I hope when you get older you will realize this.

man you are a GENIUS at making this worse and worse and worse! update soon. im anxious to see how much worse it can get.

This is one of the most offensive Fan Fictions that I have ever read.

Seriously, congratulations I honestly thought you could not get any worse but then you just had to surprise me by trotting out quite possibly the worst story line I have ever read.

This story is the worst story on ff.net that I have seen. It is also the LONGEST worst story.

PLEASE. Do yourself a favour. Kill Araminta in a train crash or something, then stop writing this damn piece of crap.

You stupid, stupid little wench. No one like your Mary Sue. She isn't real. Give her some flaws for crying out loued. STOP WRITING!! Your a horibel person since you keep writing this and you ignore your reviwers. People have been trying to help you but I think like me. Every one by this point hates you and is pissed off by this fic. You have no heart are soul for writer. You make Harry Potter look bad. This is the worst Mary Sue ever.

Please go reread the Harry Potter books and try to understand how badly your story sucks.

Slytherin Common Room-IKEA?!? IKEA?!? What is wrong with you?!?

This story hasn't improved much. Don't you get it? Do you even know what a Mary-Sue is? If you are too dumb to know the answers here they are: Your story stinks, absoltutly no one likes it therefore you should delete it. I won't tell you the answer to number 2 cuz the answer in on your review page.

I have nothing to say to you, untalented, unimaginative, brainless little trollop. Go play with your Barbie dolls; I assure you it's more realistic than what you're doing here.

In all honesty if you want this story to be treated in a more serious manner your characterisation could do with some work, meaning less description about clothes and perfection and more effort on making your character a three-dimensional figure, not just a boring send-up of yourself.

I WANT TO SHAKE YOU, THEN I WANT TO SLAP YOU, THEN I WANT TO POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU!

If I were Harry I'd shoot Araminta.
If I were Hermione I'd poison her drink.
If I were Draco I'd perform "Avada Kedavra" on her.
If I were Snape I'd perform "Crucio" on her.

THERE ARE NO MARCHING BANDS IN ENGLAND! THIS IS NOT AN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME! Please try to learn anything at all about British schools before you try to write another fic. It is so obvious that you are American and want to force your world view onto everything, even though the Hogwarts you write about is nothing at all like the Hogwarts in the books. God. Americans are so arrogant. No wonder the rest of the world hates us.

[You are] Marti Noxon in disguise...YOU ARE! AREN'T YOU? Because you've come up with implausible and ridiculous story lines, ruined almost all of the main characters and taken one of my favorite people and basically neutered him (like Spike). If Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't over, I'm sure the season 7 writers would just bow down to you. (And that IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. season 7 of Buffy was the worst television show I've ever sat thru)

I'm not surprised this fic isn't long enough for Schnoogle. It's not really good enough either.

Write a sequel (this ONLY applies to a parody, if by some chance this isn't a parody, don't even think about writing a sequel).

Do the world a favor. Never write again.

first off... INCEST IS WRONG!WRONG...just plain ol' fucking wrong!!

Well, I'm almost going to miss reading this tripe. but not really, because for the few funny moments, most of the story pisses me off.

If you're not trolling us please go to your nearest clinic, and proceed to bang your head against the doctor's car. Tell me, do you have thoughts about having sex with your father? If so go back to the clinic and proceed to let the doctor run over your head.

Everyone hates Araminta. You are the only one who can stomache her. I have read badly discribed dino porn, and it wasn't nearly as painful as this.
Link me, please? :D

well. terrible fic realy. incest is wrong. good luck!

The sorting hat isn't supposed to insult the students!

Your writing is of a very good standard. I say this because to write so wonderfully badly, you must be able to write well.

But PLEASE, before you do, LISTEN to what people have said! You COULD be a really good writer, truly, if you only learn a thing or two about storylines.

This... is probably something of the WORST piece of fanfiction I ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. But if it IS a parody... Then you should have your own cult, with a shrine and chants and stuff. Yeah.

I'm still stuck between laughing my head off and vomiting on my computer.

*NEW! Stop, in the name of canon.

I think that the most tragic thing about this "fic" is that it's ACTUALLY, COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

This is a Mary-Sue, self-insertion, I-would-rather-pick-out-belly-button-lint-than-read-this story.

This... is probably something of the WORST piece of fanfiction I ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on.

This is retarded. This is abso-friggin-lutely friggin re-friggin-tarded!

And let me tell you exactly who would be the perfect date for Araminta: a hungry troll.

Face it. Araminta is a slut. And a poorly characterized one at that.

DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ELSE.
I can only hope you continue to use your powers for good, not ... sequels.


Read it now: http://www.fanfiction.net/~aramintamalfoypotter

*NEW! A sequel: Araminta Malfoy-Potter: Eye of the Storm

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